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Showing posts with label FUNNY SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUNNY SMS. Show all posts

Thursday, 13 March 2014

Pathan Introduces His Family


Pathan Introduces His Family: 

Ye Hai Meri BV 
GOOGLE BANO, 
Ek Sawal Poocho, 10 Jawab Deti 
Hai.. 

Ye Hai Mera Beta 
FACEBOOK KHAN. 
Ghar Ki Baaten Pooray Muhallay Ko 
Bata Deta Hai.. 

Ye Hai Meri Beti 
TWITTER GUL. 
Saara Mohalla Ise Follow Karta Hai.. 

Aur 

Yeh Main Hon... 
SMART PHONE ACHAKZAI, 
Kaam Men Taiz, Par Shaam Tak Battery 
End....

Wednesday, 5 June 2013

3 boys proposed a girl


3 boys proposed a girl
.
1st:
Mai tmhare lye apni jan dy skta hon
.
Girl:
Wo to sb kehte hain
.
2nd:
Mai tmhare lye chand tary tor kr la skta hon
.
Girl:
Purana dailouge hy
.
3rd:
Main tmhain genetor la ka 
Dy skta hon
.
Girl:
Ankho mai ansu k sath
Pagal itna chahte ho muje..!i